Whine and cheese day over at Townhall

Shorter “Mike Adams”:http://www.townhall.com/columnists/mikeadams/ma20050516.shtml: If you’re not a conservative jackass that parrots unproven or overly simplified statistics, you’re a bloody killer just like those bastards at Newsweek.

Shorter “John Leo”:http://www.townhall.com/columnists/johnleo/jl20050516.shtml: will you please stop calling me ignorant, even if I’m to afraid to spell “sex” correctly?

Shorter “Bill Murchison”:http://www.townhall.com/columnists/billmurchison/bm20050517.shtml: whine whine whine LIBERAL MEDIA whine whine whine FALSE STORY whine whine whine.

Shorter “David Limbaugh”:http://www.townhall.com/columnists/davidlimbaugh/dl20050517.shtml: Mommy! Those liberals aren’t playing fair! Get them to stop!

Shorter “Cal Thomas”:http://www.townhall.com/columnists/calthomas/ct20050516.shtml: a Democrat and Republican working together! How scandalous!

Shorter Random John: my stomach can’t take any more.

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