What next?


Now that the Terri and Pope deathwatches are done, what can we expect next from the media?

* “Jerry deathwatch”:http://www.timesdispatch.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=RTD/MGArticle/RTD_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1031781937133 (though spokesmen say he’s improving)
* Oh, and speaking of Jerry, can “Krispy Kreme doughnuts make you gay”:http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i3310?
* “Jen and Brad’s nice divorce”:http://thecelebritycafe.com/features/3028.html
* “Michael Jackson”:http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=634789
* “Jane Fonda”:http://www.guardian.co.uk/gender/story/0,11812,1451511,00.html
* “HEELS!”:http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=sportsNews&storyID=8070717 (NC and IL only)

And, I wonder (only a little) if Sinead O’Connor’s mourning in between “takes of a cover of Bob Marley’s _War_”:http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/sns-ap-jamaica-sinead-oconnor,0,3791279.story?coll=ny-entertainment-headlines

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